Weird Question...

When I got up this morning, papa asked me a weird question...

Do I prefer...

1. A bird? (I suppose he is asking about a real bird not a piece of feather)
   
2. A whole Chicken.. ? (even for a chicken lover, this photo below looks a bit disturbing..)
   
3. An Alaskan King Crab... ? (wow..did my dad bring that huge crab from Japan home? cool!)
   

This is a toughy .. help me out my friends!